29 Ways to Say ‘No’ to a Toddler

Apparently, it’s best not to over-use the word ‘no’ with toddlers, or it begins to lose all meaning. Easier said than done when your small person spends most of its time balancing on unstable objects and cramming dangerous-looking articles into its mouth. Here are a few alternatives, anyway…



1.     That’s not a good idea
2.     That is a really bad idea
3.     That is a seriously, seriously bad idea
4.     (I told you that was a bad idea)
5.     Mummy would rather you didn’t do that
6.     Shall we try doing it this way?
7.     Stop it
8.     Stop it please
9.     PLEASE STOP THAT
10.  Be careful
11.  Be extremely careful
12.  CAREFULLY
13.  Nope
14.  Negative! Negative!
15.  Not good. Not good at all.
16.  That is naughty behaviour
17.  That behaviour is a one-way ticket to naughty-town
18.  Can you not?
19.  Could you possibly desist what you’re doing?
20.  Ixnay on the oopid-stay
21.  Are you crazy?
22.  Shall we try not doing that?
23.  I bet you can’t not do that
24.  Wouldn’t it be a fun game to try not doing that?
25.  Look at mummy NOT DOING THAT
26.  (Daddy wouldn’t be impressed to see you doing that, you know)
27.  OK. Chocolate if you stop
28.  That’s right, CHOC CHOC

29.  Good boy.

Rebecca Cox

I’m a freelance Digital Editor and experienced fashion and beauty journalist. I’ve worked at Glamour, Sky for a little bit and then Glamour magazine again and had work published online for Vogue, Glamour, Marie Claire, Refinery 29, Grazia Daily, GQ and many more. I’m now embarking on my biggest adventure to date... parenthood. From parenting rants to seasonal style edits, follow my adventures here. All help welcome.

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