Since I spend most of my life being sarcastic and/or moaning
about the incompetence of myself or others, I thought it would be good to pause,
and think of all the things that are grrrrrreat about being pregnant.
1. Hopefully get a cute little baby at the end of it. That’s
fairly exciting.
2. Legitimate excuse to stop wearing skinny jeans all the
time.
3. Because, you know…
4. …And therefore not having to breathe in all the time.
5. Never having a hangover.
6. Like, ever.
7. And never being THIS person.
8. (Or this one…)
9. Trading in parties you weren’t that keen to go to for
more quality time in. With your cats.
10. And having the best excuse ever for leaving early.
11. So you often wake up on a Saturday morning all:
12. Instead of your usual:
13. New party tricks. Impressive.
14. Having a whole new world of fashion options.
15. Like, erm, trousers with a stretchy waistband. HELLO?
The. Dream.
16. And people don’t get mad at you when you screw up.
Because it’s NOT YOUR FAULT. #babybrain
17. You sort of feel like you might never be lonely again.
And that’s kind of wonderful.
Please expect ‘the WORST things about being pregnant’ very
soon. Bloody hormones.
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